Saturday, March 31, 2007

Bad Stuff that Science Does: Next, by Michael Crichton

Next
Michael Crichton

Next is best described not as a novel, but as a series of events that illustrate the negative consequences of playing with genetics. Crichton offers up a multitude of characters and scenarios who all point to different ways that science can go wrong. Admittedly, I’m no scientist, so I can neither agree nor disagree with those who have accused Crichton of poor science, but I can recognize poor writing when I see it and methinks I see it here.

First, let me attempt to explain “the plot.” We have a family with a genetically modified bird who considers himself an individual and is capable of completing math problems. Some ethical ambiguity arises. We have a lot of random scientists who get in trouble for various testing snafus that have not been fully explored by the legal system. Some legal ambiguity arises. We have a man-chimp, illegally created, that is very intelligent and human, but who is still quite capable of savagery. Some moral ambiguity arises. See where this is going? Add about 10 more of these situations, give or take a few, and you have the book.

My problem with Next is not that it involved so many different plots, but rather that the entire novel seemed like a presentation of different scenarios despite its efforts. It attempted to be a unified whole, but it still seems like Crichton is constantly saying, “Here’s something bad that can happen when we play with genetics. Got that? Good, now here’s something else.”

Crichton attempts to resolve the multitude of plot lines into a single story at the end, but this attempt seems weak and half-hearted. He contrivedly manages to bring a few storylines together, but he also doesn’t bother with quite a few of them. That’s not to say that Next was altogether awful; in fact, it is remarkable simply because, as far as shoddy plots go, the different plotlines were pretty interesting (at least to someone who doesn’t know much about the subject matter). Maybe I would have liked it more if he hadn’t tried to unite the plotlines at all, in favor of just letting them stand as unique entities. Doing so would also help better integrate the two-dozen or so non-fiction articles that pepper the novel, ostensibly to ground the text in fact. But, again, I really don’t know enough about genetics to know how biased is his view, as suggested by other reviews I’ve read.

In a nutshell: Enjoyable, so long as you aren’t expecting too much from it.

Bibliolatry Scale: 2 out of 6 stars

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Don't want to read? Then read Fluke!

Fluke
Christopher Moore

“You’re not allowed to read away our entire honeymoon!” my now-husband warned me a few weeks ago. Yeah, right. There’s no way I can go a whole week without reading, honeymoon or not, so I compromised. Instead of bringing five books, I only brought one. My choice? Fluke, by Christopher Moore. Staring at the lone book in my bag, I wondered how quickly I would finish it. Would I face endless days of nothing to read? Would I—I shudder to type it—be forced to go out…in the sun? On a beach?? Dear God, anything but that. (I’m very pale and the sun is my arch-nemesis. That, and carbs. Oh, sweet carbs. Sweet, sweet carbs. Anyway.)

I needn’t have worried. I learned that it’s actually quite easy to go for long stretches of time without reading, so long as the only book available sucks major balls. Problem solved!

(Thankfully, it was too cold to worry much about beaches and sun, thus wasting the $200 I spent on bikinis. However, one day was nice enough to enable me to “lay out” once—in the shade, wearing sunscreen. I still got burnt. Mothereffer!)

I’m not sure when exactly I started hating Fluke, although it’s true that I never really got into it at all. The beginning was boring, and the second half was just stupid. I guess it’s another case of over-hype. Remember: cover blurbs can be deadly.

Fluke is about a group of researchers studying the song of the whale. Why do male whales sing? Nate Quinn’s life quest is to find meaning in the song. And find meaning he does…it’s just kinda dumb, is all. Based on the blurb, I thought it was going to feature some sort of deeper, philosophical insight. Sigh.

I’d go into more detail, but I’m several reviews behind and I really don’t want to waste any more time on something that I only finished out of sheer desperation for something to read.

In a nutshell: If you care, the rest of the book involves fake whales, creatures called Whaley Boys (don’t ask), and a giant underwater organism creatively called “the Goo.” And the Goo had sex with Amelia Earhart. Or something. On a positive note, Moore seems like a really nice guy. For what that’s worth. Oh, yeah, save the whales.

Bibliolatry Scale: 1 out of 6 stars

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Slainte!


May your mornings bring joy
and your evenings bring peace...
May your troubles grow less
as your blessings increase!


While Irish and non-Irish alike are celebrating St. Patty's Day with a pint of their favorite ale, I will be celebrating my Irish heritage by getting married! (And, of course, by drinking a pint or two... or three...) May the luck of the Irish be with you all!

Normal posting will resume at the end of March.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

"Don't Mate with Fish" and Other Life Lessons, by H.P. Lovecraft


H.P. Lovecraft: Tales

Seventy years have passed since the death of H.P. Lovecraft, and the good fellows at Little Man, What Now? are celebrating in style. If you happened here through them, welcome; if not, take a stroll over there and feast on the rest of the Lovecraft goodness.

For those unfamiliar with Lovecraft (for shame!), he is firmly established as a master of horror fiction, yet the debate over his literary importance rages on. This debate was renewed upon the publication of the Library of America's 2005 edition of Lovecraft's Tales.

Some people went rabid over the inclusion of Lovecraft to this "American canon" -- but I side with Lovecraft supporters (like S.T. Joshi, noted Lovecraft scholar), who maintain he was a tormented genius characterized by his meticulous narrative technique and penchant for squid-like creatures. The opposing team, including late literary critic Edmund Wilson, is quite vocal in their hatred of Lovecraft, claiming he is a twisted hack characterized by his verbosity and melodramatic penchant for squid-like creatures. Stephen Schwartz, another nay-sayer, writes that “Subtle Lovecraft was not; he never used one word when a score suggested themselves.” His verbosity is undeniable, and yet Lovecraft remains one of the most important writers of twentieth-century horror fiction. Perhaps subtlety is overrated; any fan of the Saw franchise will surely agree, and no one can seriously deny modern horror's debt to Lovecraft.

Years ago, I would have sided with Wilson and Schwartz after reading Lovecraft’s “Dagon.” I remember it was exceedingly boring and quite wordy, and to the best of my memory, seemed to involve fish, and mating with fish, and fishy-type creatures. Peter Straub is quite right in omitting it from Library of America’s 2005 edition of Lovecraft’s collected tales. Thankfully, I did not ignore the collection when I saw it in the bookstore, instead deciding to give Lovecraft another go. And it’s a good thing I did! For while part of me has trouble acknowledging Lovecraft’s genius (causing me to snicker when I wrote the above words “noted Lovecraft scholar”), my inner Cthulhu cannot help but love his work.

Quite simply, Lovecraft is just too much fun to read.

For his own part, Lovecraft never professed to be a master; he once wrote: “No one is more acutely conscious than I of the inadequacy of my work. I am a self-confessed amateur and bungler, and have not much hope of improvement.” This self-described “bungler” has, however accidentally, created a collection of horror stories that readers still love today--partly due to Lovecraft's memorable freaks, oddities, and creepy-crawlies. In fact, many first encounter Lovecraft through his creations, often without knowing the source.

He is perhaps best known for what is called the Cthulhu Mythos, a pantheon of ancient, alien deities, but I first (unknowingly) encountered Lovecraft through the Necronomicon; Lovecraft wrote so convincingly of the non-existent text (purportedly written by the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred) that many believed it to be real, and fake copies have been published. I am ashamed to admit that, happening once upon a copy in the deepest depths of Walden books—a repository of esoterica if ever there was—I bought a copy of this “book of secrets.” Clearly, I knew no better. I was in college. The Craft was all the rage. I later threw away the tome, breaking an old “book vow” (to cherish forever each dearly bought volume) in the process.



Oh, the shame.


But let’s get back to Lovecraft. The Library of America’s collection includes what I consider to be his best stories, including “Herbert West—Reanimator”, “Cool Air”, “The Thing on the Doorstep”, “The Colour Out of Space”, and “At the Mountains of Madness.” While each represents the hallmarks of Lovecraftian literature, each story is sufficiently unique; Lovecraft’s precise narrative technique and, yes, even his wordiness compel the reader to piece together each new mystery along with the protagonist.

“The Thing on the Doorstep” is my favorite of them all, as it best exemplifies Lovecraft's superb narrative technique and pacing--we never know what "the thing" is until the final moment, but each successive page is so compelling that you soon forget "the thing" alluded to in the first paragraph. The story also illustrates some of Lovecraft's most favored themes, like that of forbidden knowledge, discussed at length below. Finally, “The Thing on the Doorstep” is also a perfect illustration of Lovecraft's narrative formula. But, plain and simple, “The Thing on the Doorstep” is just a great story.

Most of Lovecraft's stories follow the same narrative formula (and yet they manage to remain entirely distinct and unique from the rest--take that, nay-sayers!). In a story that reads like a scientific report, a protagonist leaves some record of his horrifying secret, which he often discovers from questioning “natives” or reading ancient texts or conducting some other sort of investigation. This “horrifying secret” is generally alluded to in only the vaguest of terms, at least during the story’s onset. The story proceeds by recounting the course of the protagonist’s investigation, culminating in the complete destruction of everything the protagonist has previously accepted as true and rational about the world, illustrating Lovecraft’s belief that human laws are completely insignificant when applied to the universe as a whole.

In fact, Lovecraft argues in favor of a world without order, a world whose supernatural beings are either malevolent or simply uninterested in us. It seems to be the latter possibility (illustrated best by "The Call of Cthulhu") that troubles Lovecraft more: supernatural beings who take no notice or care that we are here at all. And so our life here on earth is a freak of nature, a science experiment gone awry. There is no Master Plan. I wonder what Brian Weiss would say about that?

But the most important of all Lovecraft’s themes (present in both “The Thing on the Doorstep” and "The Call of Cthulhu") might be that of forbidden knowledge (versus the "false" truth believed by the ignorant masses). In an age obsessed with information and technology, one cannot help but think that Lovecraft is timelier than ever. Forbidden knowledge is always destructive in Lovecraft; his protagonists are either destroyed or driven insane by the knowledge they have so doggedly pursued. Those who try to use this knowledge for their own ends (as in “Herbert West — Reanimator”) are usually destroyed by their own creations. Real truth is dangerous, but what the dumb masses believe to be truth is really a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing.

So, while many complain that Lovecraft is antiquated, verbose, and just plain stupid, let his work remind the “post-modern world” (or whatever it is we’re now in) that increased technology and knowledge will inevitably lead to destruction. Some secrets are best kept secret; perhaps ignorance is, in many ways, bliss after all. And I cannot omit the most important lesson in all of Lovecraft: do not mate with fish. Really, it's just unpleasant.

Bibliolatry Scale: 5.5 out of 6 (Where's his poetry? His letters? More Lovecraft, please!)