Monday, July 02, 2007

Breaking News

Salman Rushdie is a pimp.

Reuters is reporting that Rushdie and his wife (Padma Lakshmi, pictured with the author below) are getting divorced. Lakshmi is his soon-to-be fourth ex wife, and while Reuters says they are divorcing "because of her desire to end their marriage," I think it's because she's hitting the wall. A true playa knows when to move on.




With that in mind, I present to you the following poll adventure:

3 comments:

Kristin Dodge said...

Way too funny! Love "Top Chef," so I've been a Padma fan for a while. It took this photo to finally convince my husband that the two of them were married.

I guess "were" is the key word now.

Lesley said...

That was a toughie, but I had to go with Coulter.

Sean said...

It was difficult to choose, but I had to give the Olsen twins the edge over Ann Coulter.

But, because of this post, I now know more about Dita von Teese than I ever wanted to know!